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> > > > romance mathematics > (·Î¸Ç½º ¼öÇÐ) > smart man + smart woman = romance > (¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³² + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³à = ·Î¸Ç½º) > smart man + dumb woman = affair > (¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³² + ¸ÛûÇÑ ³à = ºÒ·û) > dumb man + smart woman = marriage > (¸ÛûÇÑ ³² + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ ³à = °áÈ¥) > dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy > (¸ÛûÇÑ ³² + ¸ÛûÇÑ ³à = ÀÓ½Å) > > office arithmetic > (»ç¹« °ø½Ä) > smart boss + smart employee = profit > (¶È¶ÈÇÑ »çÀå + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ Á÷¿ø = ¼öÀÍ) > smart boss + dumb employee = production > (¶È¶ÈÇÑ »çÀå + ¸ÛûÇÑ Á÷¿ø = »ý»ê) > dumb boss + smart employee = promotion > (¸ÛûÇÑ »çÀå + ¶È¶ÈÇÑ Á÷¿ø = ½ÂÁø) > dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime > (¸ÛûÇÑ »çÀå + ¸ÛûÇÑ Á÷¿ø = ÃÊ°ú ±Ù¹«) > > shopping math > (¼îÇÎ »ê¼ö) > a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. > (³²ÀÚ´Â ÇÊ¿äÇÑ $1Â¥¸® ¹°°ÇÀ» $2¿¡ »ê´Ù.) > a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn > (¿©ÀÚ´Â ÇÊ¿ä¾ø´Â $2Â¥¸® ¹°°ÇÀ» $1¿¡ »ê´Ù.) > > general equations & statistics > (Àü¹ÝÀûÀÎ °ø½Ä°ú Åë°èµé) > a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. > (¿©ÀÚ´Â ¹Ì·¡¿¡ ´ëÇÑ °ÆÁ¤À» ÇÑ´Ù. ³²ÆíÀ» ¾òÀ» ¶§±îÁø.) > a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. > (³²ÀÚ´Â ¹Ì·¡¿¡ ´ëÇÑ °ÆÁ¤À» ÀüÇô ÇÏÁö ¾Ê´Â´Ù. ºÎÀÎÀ» ¾òÀ» ¶§±îÁø.) > a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. > (ÀÚ±âÀÇ ºÎÀÎÀÌ ¾²´Â °Íº¸´Ù ¸¹ÀÌ ¹ö´Â ³²ÀÚ¸¦ ¿ì¸®´Â ¼º°øÇÑ ³²ÀÚ¶ó ĪÇÑ´Ù.) > a successful woman is one who can find such a man. > (±×·± ³²ÀÚ¸¦ ãÀº ¿©ÀÚ¸¦ ¿ì¸®´Â ¼º°øÇÑ ¿©ÀÚ¶ó ĪÇÑ´Ù.) > > happiness > (Çູ) > to be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little. > (³²ÀÚ¿Í ÇູÇϱâ À§Çؼ ´ç½ÅÀº ±×¸¦ ¸¹ÀÌ ÀÌÇØÇÏ°í »ç¶ûÀº Á¶±Ý ÇØ¾ß ÇÑ´Ù.) > to be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. > (¿©ÀÚ¿Í ÇູÇϱâ À§Çؼ ´ç½ÅÀº ±×³à¸¦ ¸¹ÀÌ »ç¶ûÇÏ°í Àý´ë ÀÌÇØÇÏ·Á Çؼ´Â ¾ÈµÈ´Ù.) > > appearance > (¿Ü¸ð) > men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. > (³²ÀÚ´Â Àß·Á°í ´©¿üÀ»¶§¿Í °°Àº ¸ð½ÀÀ¸·Î ÀϾÙ.) > women somehow deteriorate during the night. > (¿©ÀÚ´Â ¿ØÁö ÀÚ´Â µ¿¾È Á» ½âÀº µí ÇÏ´Ù.) > > propensity to change > (º¯ÈÀÇ °æÇâ) > a woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn > (¿©ÀÚ´Â ³²ÀÚ°¡ º¯ÇÒ°Å¶ó ¿¹»óÇÏ°í °áÈ¥ÇÑ´Ù. ÇÏÁö¸¸ ±×´Â º¯ÇÏÁö ¾Ê´Â´Ù.) > a man marries a woman expecting that she won change, and she does. > (³²ÀÚ´Â ¿©ÀÚ°¡ º¯ÇÏÁö ¾ÊÀ»°Å¶ó ¿¹»óÇÏ°í °áÈ¥ÇÑ´Ù. ÇÏÁö¸¸ ±×³à´Â º¯ÇÑ´Ù.) > > discussion technique > (Åä·ÐÀÇ ¹ÌÇÐ) > a woman has the last word in any argument. > (¾î¶°ÇÑ ¸»½Î¿ò¿¡¼µµ ¸¶Áö¸· ¸»À» ÇÏ´Â »ç¶÷Àº ¿©ÀÚ´Ù.) > anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. > (±× ÀÌÈÄ¿¡ ³²ÀÚ°¡ ¾î¶² ¸»À» ÇÑ´Ù¸é, ±×°ÍÀº »õ·Î¿î ¸»½Î¿òÀÇ ½ÃÀÛÀÌ´Ù.) > > Æâ½À´Ï´Ù. > > >
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